KITTENS, EVERYBODY. NEW KITTENS!
Record scratch. We leave the timeline as constructed to bring you breaking news from the homefront.
Yes I paywalled this entry today, because while I may be a hapless creative, I know one thing about the world of business: KITTEN CONTENT EQUALS GOLD.
This is breaking news, people, and frontline journalism has a cost. Plus, by paywalling this, I’m officially putting the girls to work, and what do I love if not child labor? They can strap on their dancing shoes and sing for their expensive, shipped-from-Austria supper.